geek-in-a-box:

rahilugh:

40maleuk:

will give head for food

how are you gonna eat it with no head though

this is the most innocent thing i have ever seen omg.

And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit

(Source: sharonosbourne)

"You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with."

Jim Rohn (via psych-facts)

"She’s the kind of girl a guy meets when he’s too young, and he fucks up because there’s too much living to do. But later he realizes she’s perfect."

Californication  (via rawie)

(Source: seventh-story-nobody)

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”